When The Time Comes

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There's probably no such thing as Bigfoot
But it's hard to prove
If he shows up at your cabin late one night
A shotgun's what you might want to use.
Blow off his hairy mug
With a pump action, solid slug.
It's two hundred bucks at Wal-Mart
And sounds like this.

When the time comes,
You're gonna want that gun.
When the time comes,
You're gonna want that gun.

There's probably no zombie apocalypse
but you never know.
So a semiautomatic rifle
Is a good way to go
Aim for the head
And fill the bastards full of lead
It's four hundred bucks at Wal-Mart
And sounds like this

There's probably no Illuminati
But you can't be sure.
So a snub-nosed, five-shot revolver
Fits right in your purse
It's small without too much kick
.38 special gonna do the trick
It's six hundred bucks on eBay
And sounds like this.

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from Tradition Change Geekery, released July 1, 2014

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Seth Phillips Longmont, Colorado

From the nexus of tradition, change, and geekery comes Longmont songwriter Seth Phillips. His original songs range in subject from "raving evil genius" to "madman wandering in the desert" to "unrequieted nerd love" to "hitchhiker searching for home." And the good ones just might touch something deep inside the most cynical heart. Come find out for yourself. Even if you don't have a cynical heart. ... more

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